December 19th
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rupindah:

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.

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November 2nd
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billwitchert:

My political party is called the Slumber Party and the only thing we believe in is the power of a good night’s sleep

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August 30th
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thebitchpudding:

dont hover over this

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